updated antidote to newest state

dot_local/bin/executable_joke

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+##!/usr/bin/env bash
+
+case "$1" in
+"dad")
+    joke=$(/usr/bin/curl -sH "Accept: text/plain" 'https://icanhazdadjoke.com/')
+    echo "Daily Dad Joke: $joke"
+    ;;
+"bofh")
+    excuses_file="$HOME/.local/share/bofh"
+    num_lines=$(nl "$excuses_file" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
+    echo -n "Daily BOFH Excuse: "
+    awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % num_lines ))'{print;exit}' "$excuses_file"
+    ;;
+"hq")
+    file="$HOME/.local/share/hackerquotes/$2"
+    lines=$(nl "$file" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
+    echo -n "Daily Hackerquote: "
+    awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % $lines ))'{print;exit}' "$file"
+    ;;
+esac