#!/usr/bin/env bash

case "$1" in
"dad")
    joke=$(curl -sH "Accept: text/plain" 'https://icanhazdadjoke.com/')
    echo "Daily Dad Joke: $joke"
    ;;
"bofh")
    excuses_file="$HOME/.local/share/bofh"
    num_lines=$(nl "$excuses_file" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
    echo -n "Daily BOFH Excuse: "
    awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % num_lines ))'{print;exit}' "$excuses_file"
    ;;
"hq")
    case "$2" in
        "dijkstra")
            dijkstra="$HOME/.local/share/hackerquotes/dijkstra"
            dijkstra_lines=$(nl "$dijkstra" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
            echo -n "Daily Hackerquote: "
            awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % dijkstra_lines ))'{print;exit}' "$dijkstra"
            echo " - Edsger W. Dijkstra"
        ;;
        "knuth")
            knuth="$HOME/.local/share/hackerquotes/knuth"
            knuth_lines=$(nl "$knuth" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
            echo -n "Daily Hackerquote: "
            awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % knuth_lines ))'{print;exit}' "$knuth"
            echo " - Donald E. Knuth"
        ;;
        "perlis")
            perlis="$HOME/.local/share/hackerquotes/perlis"
            perlis_lines=$(nl "$perlis" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
            echo -n "Daily Hackerquote: "
            awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % perlis_lines ))'{print;exit}' "$perlis"
            echo " - Alan J. Perlis"
        ;;
        "torvalds")
            torvalds="$HOME/.local/share/hackerquotes/torvalds"
            torvalds_lines=$(nl "$torvalds" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
            echo -n "Daily Hackerquote: "
            awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % torvalds_lines ))'{print;exit}' "$torvalds"
            echo " - Linus Torvalds"
        ;;
        "misc")
            misc="$HOME/.local/share/hackerquotes/misc"
            misc_lines=$(nl "$misc" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
            echo -n "Daily Hackerquote: "
            awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % misc_lines ))'{print;exit}' "$misc"
        ;;
    esac
    ;;
esac