##!/usr/bin/env bash

case "$1" in
"dad")
    joke=$(/usr/bin/curl -sH "Accept: text/plain" 'https://icanhazdadjoke.com/')
    echo "Daily Dad Joke: $joke"
    ;;
"bofh")
    excuses_file="$HOME/.local/share/bofh"
    num_lines=$(nl "$excuses_file" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
    echo -n "Daily BOFH Excuse: "
    awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % num_lines ))'{print;exit}' "$excuses_file"
    ;;
"hq")
    file="$HOME/.local/share/hackerquotes/$2"
    lines=$(nl "$file" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
    echo -n "Daily Hackerquote: "
    awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % $lines ))'{print;exit}' "$file"
    ;;
esac