20 lines
578 B
Text
20 lines
578 B
Text
##!/usr/bin/env bash
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case "$1" in
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"dad")
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joke=$(/usr/bin/curl -sH "Accept: text/plain" 'https://icanhazdadjoke.com/')
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echo "Daily Dad Joke: $joke"
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;;
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"bofh")
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file="$HOME/.local/share/bofh"
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lines=$(nl "$file" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
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echo -n "Daily BOFH Excuse: "
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awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % lines ))'{print;exit}' "$file"
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;;
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"hq")
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file="$HOME/.local/share/hackerquotes/$2"
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lines=$(nl "$file" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
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echo -n "Daily Hackerquote: "
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awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % $lines ))'{print;exit}' "$file"
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;;
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esac
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