52 lines
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1.9 KiB
Bash
52 lines
No EOL
1.9 KiB
Bash
#!/usr/bin/env bash
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case "$1" in
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"dad")
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joke=$(curl -sH "Accept: text/plain" 'https://icanhazdadjoke.com/')
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echo "Daily Dad Joke: $joke"
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;;
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"bofh")
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excuses_file="$HOME/.local/share/bofh"
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num_lines=$(nl "$excuses_file" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
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echo -n "Daily BOFH Excuse: "
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awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % num_lines ))'{print;exit}' "$excuses_file"
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;;
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"hq")
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case "$2" in
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"dijkstra")
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dijkstra="$HOME/.local/share/hackerquotes/dijkstra"
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dijkstra_lines=$(nl "$dijkstra" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
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echo -n "Daily Hackerquote: "
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awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % dijkstra_lines ))'{print;exit}' "$dijkstra"
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echo " - Edsger W. Dijkstra"
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;;
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"knuth")
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knuth="$HOME/.local/share/hackerquotes/knuth"
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knuth_lines=$(nl "$knuth" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
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echo -n "Daily Hackerquote: "
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awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % knuth_lines ))'{print;exit}' "$knuth"
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echo " - Donald E. Knuth"
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;;
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"perlis")
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perlis="$HOME/.local/share/hackerquotes/perlis"
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perlis_lines=$(nl "$perlis" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
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echo -n "Daily Hackerquote: "
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awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % perlis_lines ))'{print;exit}' "$perlis"
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echo " - Alan J. Perlis"
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;;
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"torvalds")
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torvalds="$HOME/.local/share/hackerquotes/torvalds"
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torvalds_lines=$(nl "$torvalds" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
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echo -n "Daily Hackerquote: "
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awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % torvalds_lines ))'{print;exit}' "$torvalds"
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echo " - Linus Torvalds"
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;;
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"misc")
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misc="$HOME/.local/share/hackerquotes/misc"
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misc_lines=$(nl "$misc" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
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echo -n "Daily Hackerquote: "
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awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % misc_lines ))'{print;exit}' "$misc"
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;;
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esac
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;;
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esac |