dotfiles/dot_local/bin/executable_joke

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##!/usr/bin/env bash
case "$1" in
"dad")
joke=$(curl -sH "Accept: text/plain" 'https://icanhazdadjoke.com/')
echo "Daily Dad Joke: $joke"
;;
"bofh")
file="$HOME/.local/share/bofh"
lines=$(nl "$file" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
echo -n "Daily BOFH Excuse: "
awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % lines ))'{print;exit}' "$file"
;;
"hq")
file="$HOME/.local/share/hackerquotes/$2"
lines=$(nl "$file" | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
echo -n "Daily Hackerquote: "
awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % $lines ))'{print;exit}' "$file"
;;
"fact")
echo "Daily Facts:"
curl -s 'https://randomfactgenerator.net/' | awk -v RS='</div>' '/<div class='\''f'\''>/{gsub(/.*<div class='\''f'\''>/,""); print "- " $0}'
;;
esac