7 lines
352 B
Bash
7 lines
352 B
Bash
#!/usr/bin/env bash
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# get the file from here: https://gist.githubusercontent.com/chuckwagoncomputing/ff980f81482b5894c824/raw/c54c87a325454a5ae91b6254fa4c30121e0891f5/excuses.txt
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excuses_file="/usr/share/doc/bofh/excuses"
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num_lines=$(nl $excuses_file | tail -n 1 | awk '{print $1}')
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awk 'NR=='$((1 + RANDOM % num_lines ))'{print;exit}' $excuses_file
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